December 23rd, 2008

Product endorsement

Strangely enough, this product, which is supposed to stop insect bites from itching by zapping them a few times with a piezoelectric shock, appears to actually work. It's good for 2000 bites in a tiny package, and you can even take it onto aeroplanes without any hassle (I presume, haven't actually tested this), as it contains no liquids.