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    Wednesday, April 25th, 2012
    7:01 am
    Monday, February 20th, 2012
    6:28 am
    Infinite Regress
    At Logan airport, waiting for a flight. The seat next to me says "You are required to offer this seat to Seniors or Persons with Disabilities" (their capitalisation), but makes no exception for seniors or persons with disabilities themselves. So I hope we don't get two of them turning up, or there may be a lot of back-and-forth offers and counter-offers.
    Sunday, February 12th, 2012
    12:50 pm
    Holiday Snaps
    We've been away. We got back yesterday from five nights in Ras al Khaimah (one of the United Arab Emirates, an hour's drive north of Dubai). We seem to have chosen the right week to get five days in the sunshine and warmth (mid 20s during the day, low teens in the evening), although coming back to sub-zero temperatures yesterday was a bit of a blow.

    Cut for lots of large photos )
    Wednesday, December 28th, 2011
    3:44 pm
    Travel Meme
    Places where I spent at least one night away from home in 2011:

    Reading, Berkshire, UK
    Walthamstow, London, UK (multiple visits)
    Chester, Cheshire, UK
    Cambridge, Cambridgeshire, UK
    Aylesbury, Buckinghamshire, UK
    Chicago, Illinois, US
    Birmingham, West Midlands, UK
    Dublin, Ireland
    Westport, County Mayo, Ireland
    Adlington, Cheshire, UK
    Stockholm, Sweden
    San Francisco, California, US
    South Lake Tahoe, California, US
    Reno, Nevada, US
    Alturas, California, US
    Chiloquin, Oregon, US
    Grants Pass, Oregon, US
    Eureka, California, US
    San Rafael, California, US
    Ludlow, Shropshire, UK
    Sheffield, South Yorkshire, UK
    Nottingham, Nottinghamshire, UK
    Amsterdam, Netherlands
    Friday, December 9th, 2011
    3:24 pm
    EU Treaties
    Whatever one may think of David Cameron, on this occasion he is being blamed unjustly. There was no way he could accept a treaty change that in any way transferred additional powers to the EU, having previously pledged a referendum on any such change. In the current mood, we could have a referendum on whether or not the EU should give every UK citizen £1,000, paid for by the Bundesbank, and it would still fail because it has the letters "EU" in it.

    In any case, the treaty has little chance of actually happening, because other countries will fail to ratify it. Just for example, Ireland will have to have a referendum, and there seems little chance of the Irish people voting to give Brussels or Berlin veto powers over the Irish budget.
    Saturday, November 19th, 2011
    11:56 am
    That's What I Call a Minicomputer
    Attn: [info]autopope. Bob Howard needs one of these.
    Sunday, October 16th, 2011
    11:18 am
    Executing Corporations
    Theres a meme going round "I'll believe that corporations are people when Texas executes one". But Texas "executes" hundreds or thousands of corporations per year, most famously Enron. Bankruptcy is the exact equivalent of execution for corporations -- it's the state exerting its power and causing the corporation to cease to exist. So I guess that corporations are people.
    Tuesday, September 27th, 2011
    8:21 am
    Don't tell Flick...
    webuyanycat.com has valued my pony at £3.12

    webuyanycat.com has valued my cat pony at £3.12.

    Wednesday, September 21st, 2011
    7:53 am
    xkcd
    I think it would be a good idea to avoid Angel for the next week or so, in case of imitators:

    http://xkcd.com/954/
    Wednesday, August 31st, 2011
    5:06 pm
    Holiday Photos
    We got back yesterday from 2½ weeks in California, Nevada and Oregon. Apart from the week we spent in Reno for Renovation, we saw lots of scenery, and here are my best photos (out of over 300). I recommend viewing larger versions of any that you like.

    Lots of photos behind the cut. )
    Tuesday, August 23rd, 2011
    6:48 am
    Stars!
    For our first night after Renovation, we're staying in Alturas in north-east California. Population a bit under 3,000. And there's nothing else for miles and miles around, which means no light sources. And there's no moon, and in fact no visible planets either.

    So this evening we drove about seven miles out of town to the edge of a National Forest, parked, and waited for our eyes to adjust. My, there are a lot more stars up there than there are in London. Arcturus is orange! Antares is bright red!

    I got a few photos, of which this is the best. If you look closely near the bottom left, you'll see a meteor that went by during the 30 second exposure -- there were in fact quite a lot of meteors, even though the Perseids have been finished for more than a week.

    ETA: No, on closer inspection, that one is a plane. But there were a lot of meteors.

    Cut for those with small monitors. )
    Monday, August 8th, 2011
    7:56 pm
    The Moment Cameron Lost the Next Election
    Three screengrabs from the BBC news website cut to save your bandwidth )
    Saturday, July 23rd, 2011
    9:32 pm
    Another Sunset
    It was another good sunset tonight.

    Another Sunset
    9:03 am
    Just testing the new Emoji support in OS X Lion: 🐴

    Poll #1764119 Ponies!
    Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 67

    The first line of this post had the following after the colon:

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    Nothing
    10 (14.9%)
    A pony!
    6 (9.0%)
    Something else
    51 (76.1%)

    I am using:

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    Internet Explorer
    2 (3.0%)
    Safari
    15 (22.7%)
    Firefox
    31 (47.0%)
    Chrome
    13 (19.7%)
    Opera
    2 (3.0%)
    Something else
    3 (4.5%)

    And it is:

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    The newest version
    53 (82.8%)
    An older version
    11 (17.2%)

    My operating system is:

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    Windows XP
    11 (16.7%)
    Windows Vista
    5 (7.6%)
    Windows 7
    15 (22.7%)
    OS X Lion
    5 (7.6%)
    An older version of Mac OS X
    23 (34.8%)
    Linux
    1 (1.5%)
    iOS 4
    4 (6.1%)
    iOS 3
    0 (0.0%)
    Android
    1 (1.5%)
    Something else
    1 (1.5%)
    Thursday, July 21st, 2011
    9:35 pm
    There was quite a sunset over London tonight.

    Sunset over the Gasometer
    8:48 pm
    The 10.6 Billion Names of God
    $ LETTERS='A B C D E F G H I J K L M'; for l1 in $LETTERS; do for l2 in $LETTERS ; do for l3 in $LETTERS ; do for l4 in $LETTERS; do for l5 in $LETTERS; do for l6 in $LETTERS; do for l7 in $LETTERS; do for l8 in $LETTERS ; do for l9 in $LETTERS; do echo $l1$l2$l3$l4$l5$l6$l7$l8$l9 >> names.txt ; done; done; done; done; done; done; done; done; done
    ...NO CARRIER
    Friday, May 20th, 2011
    11:37 am
    Sourdough Bread
    I've finally got a process that I'm happy with for producing sourdough bread, and here it is for my own reference and also for anyone else who wants to try it.

    My starter seems to be pretty lively, and you might need to increase some of the times here for a less active one.

    I use the following equipment and ingredients, but there are alternatives for most of the equipment (much of which wasn't available a few centuries ago, but people still managed to bake bread):
    • Oven (mine is fan assisted and efficient, so if yours runs cool you probably want to add 20°C to the temperatures.)
    • Fridge
    • Electric kettle
    • Kenwood mixer with dough hook (or knead by hand. A lot.)
    • Pizza stone
    • Big baking tin
    • Small plastic tub with lid
    • Large bowl
    • Baking parchment
    • Clingfilm
    • Lame (a sharp blade for slashing bread before it goes in the oven. You can try using a serrated bread knife instead.)
    • Pizza peel (a flat board on a stick for lifting bread-based products in and out of the oven.)
    • Two flat baking sheets
    • Spray bottle of water
    • Wire cooling rack
    • Two plastic dough scrapers

    • Spray-on olive oil
    • White flour (as strong as possible; use "extra-strong" or whatever you can get. The best I've found easily available in the UK is Waitrose extra strong Canadian flour, with 15g of protein per 100g. If you use regular bread flour, with around 12.5g of protein per 100g, your loaves will collapse in the fridge)
    • Water (Some people recommend using bottled water to keep your starter alive; I've not had any problems with London tap water (which is treated with chloramine))
    • Salt
    • Sourdough starter (kept in the fridge from last time. If you didn't have a last time, try mixing 150g of flour and 150ml of water, keep it covered (but not airtight) at room temperature, and every day throw away half of it and add another 75g of flour and 75ml of water. Keep doing so for 2-4 weeks, and with any luck you'll have a reasonable starter, although it will get better with time. Or find someone who already has a starter)

    To make four loaves of around 400g each:

    Four days before you want to eat the bread, take your starter (should be 200g to 250g), put it in the large bowl and increase it to 700 to 750g by adding equal weights of flour and water. Leave overnight.

    Next day, it should be a frothy mass. Pour off 450g into the mixer bowl, and put the rest in the small plastic tub. (Leave it in the fridge for the next time you bake bread. It will need feeding every couple of weeks if you keep it in the fridge.) Add 300g of flour and mix lightly using the dough hook -- a minute should do, as you're not actually kneading it at this point, just making it a homogenous lump. Cover the bowl with clingfilm, leave it to rise for two or three hours, and when it's doubled in volume, put it in the fridge overnight.

    Next day, leave it out for an hour to warm up to room temperature. Break the lump up into small pieces. Add 500g of flour and 500ml of water and mix lightly with the dough hook (another minute or so). Cover it with clingfilm again and leave for 30 minutes to autolyse. Now start properly kneading it in the mixer, for seven minutes. Add a tablespoon of salt, then slowly add in another 175g of flour while it mixes. Re-cover with clingfilm and leave it to rise for a couple of hours or so, until doubled in volume.

    Put a sheet of baking parchment on each of your baking sheets. Flour a work surface and tip the dough out onto it. Use the scrapers to divide it in half, then divide each half into half again. Take each piece and shape it into a flattened sphere, folding it back on itself to get good "surface tension". When each one is done, but it on the baking parchment on a baking sheet, two per sheet. Spray them with oil, cover them with clingfilm and put them in the fridge to rise for two days.

    Two days later, they should be well risen. Take them out of the fridge for an hour to warm up to room temperature. Meanwhile, put the large baking tin on the oven floor and put the pizza stone on a low shelf (but not so low that you can't get at the baking tin). Pre-heat the oven to 230°C, and leave it there for at least 15 minutes to let the stone heat up.

    Boil some water in the kettle. Remove the film from one baking sheet and slash the loaves a couple of times, then a couple more at 90° to the first slashes. Use the pizza peel to lift the baking parchment (with the bread on it) off the baking sheet and put it on the pizza stone on the oven shelf, pour half a mug of hot water into the baking tin, spray water from the spray onto the sides of the oven (not onto the lightbulb, and not too much onto the bread), and close the oven. After five minutes, reduce the temperature to 200°C and spray some more water onto the oven sides. After 25 minutes, the loaves are done. Take them out and cool them on a wire rack. Reheat the oven to 230°C and do the other two loaves in the same way.

    They freeze very well. To reheat, put them in a cold oven, turn it on to 200°C and leave for 20 minutes (or longer if your oven heats up slowly; mine gets to 200°C from cold in about 8 minutes).
    Tuesday, April 5th, 2011
    10:01 am
    A Thought Experiment
    Suppose that you saw the following statement in the media, and after a little research discovered that it appeared to be well substantiated. How would you react? What do you think would be the general public reaction?
    Radiation released from nuclear power stations continues to exceed safe limits in central London, and is causing over 4,000 deaths from cancer per year.

    It's not true of course. But let's change a few words, and we get a statement that is true (as far as can be determined):
    Particulates released from diesel vehicles continue to exceed safe limits in central London, and are causing over 4,000 deaths from asthma, lung disease and heart attacks per year.

    So, what's your reaction to that one? And the public reaction? Is there a difference? Why?
    Tuesday, March 8th, 2011
    8:03 pm
    Census meme
    2011: Mortgaged two-bed flat in Rotherhithe, with [info]flickgc

    2001: Rented one-bed flat in Battersea, on my own

    1991: Mortgaged three-bed semi in Chester, with [info]bohemiancoast

    1981: My parents' unmortgaged four-bed semi in Chester

    1971: As 1981
    Monday, February 28th, 2011
    10:39 am
    Contact Details
    If you know my home phone number, you don't any more. We've been getting a lot of financial services calls from overseas numbers, so we're changing our landline number from tomorrow, and telling the new one to as few people as possible. My mobile number is unchanged.
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